1 00:00:01,160 --> 00:00:03,980 We are trapped in the 21st century. 2 00:00:04,200 --> 00:00:08,960 I am Captain Belinda Blowhard of the Dreadnought Nemesis. We journeyed back 3 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:10,500 time from the year 3034. 4 00:00:10,840 --> 00:00:15,140 Our orders are to locate and destroy a reptid mothership sent back in time to 5 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:17,520 alter our history and the future of the human race. 6 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:21,820 As we entered the time slip, a device was activated on board the ship 7 00:00:21,820 --> 00:00:26,400 my crew. Now, we can no longer suppress our emotions and must control feelings 8 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:28,740 that humans haven't felt for hundreds of years. 9 00:00:29,260 --> 00:00:33,400 We will find these reptiles and complete our mission if it's the last thing we 10 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:38,140 do. I will not let these new emotions divert us from our duty. 11 00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:43,960 Dottie, check the database. Try and get a reading on this thing. 12 00:00:45,460 --> 00:00:47,160 Oof. Any luck with the weapon lock yet? 13 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:52,700 No, weapons will not lock. It seems to either have an anti -cloaking field or 14 00:00:52,700 --> 00:00:55,520 antimatter displacement field. We cannot scan around or near the parameters of 15 00:00:55,520 --> 00:00:56,259 this object. 16 00:00:56,260 --> 00:00:57,540 We feel very confused. 17 00:00:58,020 --> 00:01:00,540 Well, that's nothing new, Dottie. All right, everyone, this is very serious. 18 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:01,560 Gather around. 19 00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:02,720 Why? 20 00:01:03,140 --> 00:01:06,960 If we cannot destroy it, and we cannot get close enough to see it properly, 21 00:01:06,960 --> 00:01:08,700 perhaps our internal systems are damaged. 22 00:01:08,900 --> 00:01:09,900 We are repenting. 23 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:13,460 Well, don't look at me. I'm still getting over my last girlfriend. 24 00:01:14,100 --> 00:01:15,380 But you only met her yesterday. 25 00:01:18,039 --> 00:01:20,440 You obviously haven't met the right woman yet. 26 00:01:21,440 --> 00:01:23,200 Maybe I can assist? 27 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:25,820 No, I'm fine, honest. We've got to keep this professional. 28 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:28,160 We can if you want. I don't mind being paid. 29 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:32,820 We have just received a blue screen of death attempting to clear and purge. Oh, 30 00:01:32,860 --> 00:01:34,100 shut up, all of you. 31 00:01:34,500 --> 00:01:38,780 This is ridiculous. I mean, we were once the best of the best of the Admiralty, 32 00:01:38,780 --> 00:01:41,680 and now we can't even have a serious discussion about something that could 33 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:42,680 potentially wipe us out. 34 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:44,440 All I hear about is sex. 35 00:01:45,610 --> 00:01:47,450 Somebody's in the corner bawling their eyes out. 36 00:01:48,510 --> 00:01:53,190 For my sanity, do you think we could just have one conversation without 37 00:01:53,190 --> 00:01:54,910 to do with sex in it? 38 00:01:55,130 --> 00:01:58,730 Or without Dottie having to try and reboot herself all the time? 39 00:01:59,030 --> 00:02:00,410 Huh? Can we? 40 00:02:00,810 --> 00:02:01,729 You think? 41 00:02:01,730 --> 00:02:02,729 Aye, aye, Captain. 42 00:02:02,730 --> 00:02:05,790 Ox, what do you think about this object? 43 00:02:09,250 --> 00:02:10,550 Don't you ever speak? 44 00:02:11,009 --> 00:02:12,150 This is insanity! 45 00:02:14,470 --> 00:02:16,290 Does anybody have an opinion about this situation? 46 00:02:16,610 --> 00:02:17,469 Yes, Captain. 47 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:21,690 We simply cannot scan it. It might be a multi -space -time molecular object 48 00:02:21,690 --> 00:02:25,150 designed to live outside of galactic time, hence the impossible lock on the 49 00:02:25,150 --> 00:02:26,029 hazmat scanner. 50 00:02:26,030 --> 00:02:28,750 That's excellent work, Dottie. All right, now we're getting somewhere. 51 00:02:29,690 --> 00:02:34,650 Whoa! Well, if it is outside of space -time, we could adapt the weapon system 52 00:02:34,650 --> 00:02:36,250 with a hyper -quantum signature pulse. 53 00:02:36,590 --> 00:02:39,790 That should give us a locking target, which we could then use to enable the 54 00:02:39,790 --> 00:02:41,190 cannon to emit an anti -time burst. 55 00:02:41,730 --> 00:02:45,860 This is good stuff. Now we're ready. Fucking... Okay, grab her. 56 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:47,440 What? 57 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:50,640 Yeah, I heard Paul's being mentioned, and mine's a bit high. 58 00:02:51,580 --> 00:02:52,580 What are you talking about? 59 00:02:53,460 --> 00:02:54,920 I knew it was too good to last. 60 00:02:55,260 --> 00:03:01,060 No, hang on. Just rebooting my fifth... Oh, we do not do it like that. Oh, that 61 00:03:01,060 --> 00:03:02,060 we are certain. 62 00:03:05,900 --> 00:03:07,180 Oh, my blue socks. 63 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:12,240 They certainly need to keep this bridge tidier, because if they don't, it'll all 64 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:13,240 have to be redone. 65 00:03:16,970 --> 00:03:19,070 Don't say anything, darling. 66 00:03:25,170 --> 00:03:26,310 Everyone back to work, please. 67 00:03:30,910 --> 00:03:31,910 Thank you. 68 00:03:58,440 --> 00:03:59,439 Yes, computer? 69 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:02,800 I have scanned the surface of the planet Earth, and I have found a location to 70 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:04,300 which reptiles are returning regularly. 71 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:06,120 And what sort of place is this? 72 00:04:06,700 --> 00:04:08,500 Daddy, run a full scan. Give me some more info. 73 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:12,860 We have indeed found the location that the computer refers to, Captain. 74 00:04:13,180 --> 00:04:16,940 It seems to be some sort of alien meeting point, where they gather under 75 00:04:16,940 --> 00:04:21,000 disguise. We believe that they were once referred to as Gambling Den, Dance 76 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:25,260 House, Casino, Orbella, Cat House, Strip Joint, Massage Parlour. Daddy! 77 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:31,180 Sounds like an undercover mission to me. If we can infiltrate this place, 78 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:33,940 perhaps we could lay a trap for the reptids when they return. 79 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:38,300 Computer, run a multi -level bioscan on the planet's surface and keep your eyes 80 00:04:38,300 --> 00:04:39,900 peeled for any disguised reptids. 81 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:41,460 Why didn't I think of this before? 82 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:43,680 Affirmative, Captain. 83 00:04:46,100 --> 00:04:47,100 Yes, Hologram? 84 00:04:47,180 --> 00:04:50,160 Your request activated my attention sensors, Captain. 85 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:51,880 And why would that be? 86 00:04:52,660 --> 00:04:55,560 We believe that this should have been brought to your attention some time ago. 87 00:04:55,660 --> 00:04:56,660 What are you talking about? 88 00:04:57,390 --> 00:05:02,550 Since our trip back in time, Dottie and the computer seem to be somewhat lacking 89 00:05:02,550 --> 00:05:06,190 in the disciplines required to perform their duties within acceptable 90 00:05:06,190 --> 00:05:07,190 parameters. 91 00:05:08,130 --> 00:05:09,410 Dottie. Yes? 92 00:05:09,970 --> 00:05:11,650 Use Dottie herself, Captain. 93 00:05:12,370 --> 00:05:13,470 We are fine. 94 00:05:13,790 --> 00:05:14,790 At once. 95 00:05:15,210 --> 00:05:20,390 The computer is also too familiar, and at the same time too distant from its 96 00:05:20,390 --> 00:05:21,750 occupational remit, Captain. 97 00:05:22,290 --> 00:05:25,430 We should think seriously about deactivating it. 98 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:30,040 and running a full diagnostics check on its primary function systems. The 99 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:31,040 hologram's right, Captain. 100 00:05:31,960 --> 00:05:36,780 I'm fine. Fit as a fiddle. And I'm not an it, I'm a she, thank you very much. 101 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:38,440 I rest my case, Captain. 102 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:42,160 Noted, hologram. Thank you for your observation. 103 00:05:46,340 --> 00:05:51,160 Well, Dottie, my schizophrenic double -sided lovely, what can I do for you? 104 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:53,840 The Captain requested a check -up. For both of us. 105 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:57,780 The hologram has tried to merge us, and our android side is agreeing. 106 00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:00,000 But our human side has resisted it. 107 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:03,820 Even though we tweaked our interconnecting personality stabilising 108 00:06:04,060 --> 00:06:05,059 Did it work? 109 00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:06,060 We think so. 110 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:07,800 I like a good tweaking. 111 00:06:08,020 --> 00:06:09,020 Not now, nurse. 112 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:10,520 Right, Dottie. 113 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:15,820 I've taken down all your particulars, and very nice particulars you have, too. 114 00:06:16,060 --> 00:06:17,060 That's all. 115 00:06:17,180 --> 00:06:18,300 We didn't feel a thing. 116 00:06:18,580 --> 00:06:21,080 Oh, it does feel good to be so well. 117 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:22,319 Thank you, Doctor. 118 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:23,320 No? 119 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:27,100 If only the rest of us were as sane as those we. 120 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:29,160 Two. 121 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:36,060 Nurse, for the rest of the day, I shall be sampling this strange substance 122 00:06:36,060 --> 00:06:37,600 called alcohol. 123 00:06:38,620 --> 00:06:41,200 Please keep note as the experiment progresses. 124 00:06:41,540 --> 00:06:42,540 Okay, Doctor. 125 00:07:14,430 --> 00:07:15,430 Hello, Captain. 126 00:07:15,610 --> 00:07:16,870 Where would you like to go? 127 00:07:17,250 --> 00:07:19,430 Computer, can you take me to the Mollyport room, please? 128 00:07:19,890 --> 00:07:20,910 Aye, aye, Skipper. 129 00:07:22,490 --> 00:07:24,190 Oops, sorry about that. 130 00:07:24,530 --> 00:07:26,630 These lips are temperamental, just like me. 131 00:07:27,110 --> 00:07:30,850 Never mind, it'll soon be the weekend and I can put my feet up with a nice cup 132 00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:31,789 of tea. 133 00:07:31,790 --> 00:07:35,090 Okay, uh... Captain, are you all right? 134 00:07:35,390 --> 00:07:42,150 Computer? Yes, Captain. Could you, uh... repeat that, um, vibrate accident? 135 00:07:43,500 --> 00:07:48,400 You know, I want to feel. I mean, I want to analyze the problem. You requested 136 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:49,400 my command. 137 00:07:49,940 --> 00:07:51,260 Oh, yeah, that's good. 138 00:07:51,620 --> 00:07:54,620 Just there. Turn level 68 and 59, Captain. 139 00:07:55,260 --> 00:07:56,320 Oh, just like that. 140 00:07:56,720 --> 00:07:58,540 What are you on about? Oh, God. 141 00:07:58,980 --> 00:08:00,300 Oh, yes. What? 142 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:02,080 Oh, yes. What? 143 00:08:02,820 --> 00:08:03,960 Are you mad? 144 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:07,960 Oh, for heaven's sake, get a room. 145 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:09,600 And they say I'm in balance. 146 00:08:09,940 --> 00:08:10,980 The nerve of it. 147 00:08:19,050 --> 00:08:20,049 What happened to you? 148 00:08:20,050 --> 00:08:21,570 It was the lift. 149 00:08:21,790 --> 00:08:24,990 The lift? Yeah, a little bit of turbulence in the lift. 150 00:08:25,410 --> 00:08:26,590 You shouldn't get turbulence. I'll go and check. 151 00:08:26,990 --> 00:08:29,010 You touch that lift, punk, and I'll kill you. 152 00:08:29,610 --> 00:08:30,610 Get back in there. 153 00:08:34,470 --> 00:08:35,929 Coordinates set. Prepare to monoclonal. 154 00:08:45,130 --> 00:08:46,130 Where's Sally? 155 00:08:46,649 --> 00:08:47,549 Truly amazing. 156 00:08:47,550 --> 00:08:50,630 We are molly ported safely down here and the chief already finding herself in a 157 00:08:50,630 --> 00:08:51,289 tight spot. 158 00:08:51,290 --> 00:08:53,850 What's wrong with it? I don't know. Must be a glitch within the third power 159 00:08:53,850 --> 00:08:54,850 relay in the quantum scanner. 160 00:08:55,210 --> 00:08:56,890 We should speak in a language I could understand. 161 00:08:57,510 --> 00:08:58,510 Let's go, shall we? 162 00:09:24,390 --> 00:09:25,430 Yeah? What do you want? 163 00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:28,810 I was wondering if you had some work for some fit and able women. 164 00:09:29,090 --> 00:09:32,730 We are fit and we are able. 165 00:09:33,230 --> 00:09:36,090 We could also jiggle up at you a little bit if you would like, yeah? 166 00:09:36,590 --> 00:09:39,850 Dottie, stand still. Yes, I see what you mean by Dottie. 167 00:09:40,430 --> 00:09:41,430 But you're in luck. 168 00:09:41,610 --> 00:09:45,350 We do have positions available for two exotic artistes. 169 00:09:46,410 --> 00:09:48,990 Fabulous. Wolf, show the man your stuff. 170 00:09:56,010 --> 00:09:57,010 Have a good look. 171 00:09:57,290 --> 00:09:58,910 Yes, yes, wonderful. 172 00:09:59,710 --> 00:10:00,710 You'll do. 173 00:10:00,910 --> 00:10:01,910 Oh, hi, puppet. 174 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:06,470 No, we need pole dancers, not idiots. 175 00:10:07,650 --> 00:10:10,710 Well, there is one more young lady in our party that might just work out for 176 00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:11,710 you. Sally? 177 00:10:12,950 --> 00:10:13,950 Sally, get over here. 178 00:10:14,710 --> 00:10:15,730 Captain, I must protest. 179 00:10:16,170 --> 00:10:17,730 Sammit, I'm an engineer, not a dancer. 180 00:10:18,530 --> 00:10:19,530 I'm not even Polish. 181 00:10:19,850 --> 00:10:22,270 Well, you're going to be a stranded engineer if you don't go over and 182 00:10:22,270 --> 00:10:23,270 that fellow. 183 00:10:29,369 --> 00:10:31,610 Yes, well, the kid's got grit. 184 00:10:32,070 --> 00:10:33,070 She'll do. 185 00:10:33,350 --> 00:10:35,210 Great. When do they start? Come back tonight. 186 00:10:35,850 --> 00:10:38,870 And if you want, we'll give you tickets to see the show for free. 187 00:10:39,190 --> 00:10:42,430 Tickets? We shall need to if there are two of us. He knows that you don't need 188 00:10:42,430 --> 00:10:43,710 to tell him. Okay, I will just leave. 189 00:10:44,870 --> 00:10:45,870 Do you have to bring her? 190 00:10:46,310 --> 00:10:49,390 I don't want no weirdos in here. I completely understand. 191 00:10:49,590 --> 00:10:50,590 I'll take care of it, sir. 192 00:10:51,170 --> 00:10:52,910 We heard that. 193 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:04,460 Doctor? Ah, Captain. 194 00:11:04,860 --> 00:11:10,020 Oh, it's far too since long I've had you in my craft. Get off. What is that 195 00:11:10,020 --> 00:11:12,920 smell? Oh, I'm most awfully dreadfully sorry. 196 00:11:13,700 --> 00:11:15,620 Seems to be effects of the speriment. 197 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:17,940 How can I love you? 198 00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:22,400 Help you? I just need a little something for a rash I must have contracted on 199 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:23,400 Earth. Really? 200 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:29,240 Well, take off all your clothes and tell me you love me. It's on my arm, Doctor. 201 00:11:30,180 --> 00:11:31,180 Nurse! 202 00:11:31,740 --> 00:11:32,740 I'm here, Doctor. 203 00:11:33,020 --> 00:11:33,919 Oh, that was quick. 204 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:38,880 Could you get some infected cream for the sexy, lovely captain? That should 205 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:39,819 clear it out. 206 00:11:39,820 --> 00:11:40,820 Thank you very much. 207 00:11:41,220 --> 00:11:44,380 What kind of experiment have you been conducting? You're an absolute wreck. 208 00:11:44,660 --> 00:11:49,360 Well, I know I've been examining a Scottish bottle called Scotch Biscuit. 209 00:11:50,180 --> 00:11:52,360 It's extremely efficacious. 210 00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:56,600 So I suppose you haven't had any chance to work on the cure for our other 211 00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:57,800 problem. No, no. 212 00:11:58,240 --> 00:11:59,240 Would you like a drink? 213 00:11:59,420 --> 00:12:00,480 No. Do you know... 214 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:03,240 It makes me want to burst into song. 215 00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:08,360 In fact, ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, I'd like to sing my latest 216 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:13,600 number, entitled Grandma, get your feet off the table and give the cheese a 217 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:14,680 chance. Thank you. 218 00:12:18,620 --> 00:12:19,620 Doctor, 219 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:21,140 are you all right? 220 00:12:22,620 --> 00:12:24,180 Take a look now. 221 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:28,780 After extensive testing of the Scottish bottle. 222 00:12:29,870 --> 00:12:31,610 The floor came up and hit. 223 00:13:14,510 --> 00:13:16,010 No reptids present, Captain. 224 00:13:16,290 --> 00:13:20,710 I've set up several detection devices to spot them, but I've had 12 proposals 225 00:13:20,710 --> 00:13:21,950 for something they call marriage. 226 00:13:22,450 --> 00:13:24,010 Anything else to report? 227 00:13:24,330 --> 00:13:25,330 No, Captain. 228 00:13:25,510 --> 00:13:26,810 And how's Sally holding up? 229 00:13:27,570 --> 00:13:31,910 All right, carry on whatever you were doing. 230 00:13:46,670 --> 00:13:49,990 I've detected that we are about to be approached from behind by a large ship, 231 00:13:50,070 --> 00:13:52,090 and I'm not that sort of girl on a first date. 232 00:13:52,310 --> 00:13:53,390 Shall I recall the crew? 233 00:13:54,190 --> 00:13:55,190 No. 234 00:13:56,050 --> 00:13:59,170 Summon the remaining senior officers who were left on board. 235 00:13:59,950 --> 00:14:00,950 Is that wise? 236 00:14:01,190 --> 00:14:02,970 None of them have any combat training. 237 00:14:03,270 --> 00:14:06,810 Just do as you're told, you pathetic excuse for a computer. 238 00:14:07,130 --> 00:14:08,230 There's no need to be rude. 239 00:14:08,530 --> 00:14:10,430 You could give a girl a complex, you know. 240 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:44,480 The computer thought it would be best to leave the main crew on the planet and 241 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:45,480 summon you. 242 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:49,460 You lying son of a... We are currently being fired upon by an intruder. 243 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,120 The ship is yours. 244 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:54,620 Oh, oh, my blue sharks. 245 00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:05,380 And now, for our newest recruit, please give a huge, naked ambition welcome to 246 00:15:05,380 --> 00:15:10,220 the pure, the innocent, the never -been -touched virgin of white, Miss... 247 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:12,640 Sally, pop your totem! 248 00:15:57,870 --> 00:16:00,510 beautiful girl like you to a place like this. 249 00:16:01,050 --> 00:16:02,410 Are you talking to me? 250 00:16:04,410 --> 00:16:05,470 Oh, wow. 251 00:16:08,390 --> 00:16:13,750 Sally, after seeing you on stage, I knew you weren't from around here. 252 00:16:15,190 --> 00:16:16,190 No. 253 00:16:17,190 --> 00:16:18,310 Is that a problem? 254 00:16:18,670 --> 00:16:20,070 No, no, no. Of course not. 255 00:16:20,670 --> 00:16:25,530 But, um, if we're going to make love, do you mind if I, um... 256 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:28,100 Change into my real form? 257 00:16:29,740 --> 00:16:31,300 No, of course not. 258 00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:33,680 Be my guest. 259 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:41,800 Oh, my. 260 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:43,640 So many. 261 00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:52,540 But before we go any further, do you have some sort of protection for them? 262 00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:54,840 Hold on, baby. 263 00:16:55,820 --> 00:16:57,300 I'll be right back. 264 00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:04,740 I think I'm in love. 265 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:17,640 Men! 266 00:17:23,079 --> 00:17:25,180 Now you can walk away with just a limp. 267 00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:27,520 Or I can rip your arms off. 268 00:17:27,740 --> 00:17:30,860 Either way, you don't want to do this. 269 00:18:17,580 --> 00:18:18,580 have handled him myself. 270 00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:20,980 You do realize that, don't you? 271 00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:25,180 By the way, did you say something back there? 272 00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:28,080 Oh, I see. 273 00:18:46,380 --> 00:18:47,380 Mile taken. 274 00:18:47,620 --> 00:18:48,620 He's mine. 275 00:19:30,060 --> 00:19:32,040 Our shield's down to plus five and falling. 276 00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:35,500 Right. I've figured out how to find these plastic guns. 277 00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:37,100 Plastic guns? Where? 278 00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:38,300 Give them their drink. 279 00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:40,040 Oh, 280 00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:51,360 these 281 00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:53,220 guys really don't know how to choose a lady. 282 00:19:53,580 --> 00:19:55,720 I have audio signal from the other ship. 283 00:19:56,580 --> 00:20:00,160 Dreadnought Nemesis, we are members of the Longstar Bounty Hunter Society. 284 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,940 A huge bounty has been placed on your head, and we're here to collect. 285 00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:07,900 Dead or alive, surrender now or we'll blast you out of the universe. 286 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:11,480 A bit of ship's name later and our body parts are all we need. 287 00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:13,800 We don't care as long as we get our reward. 288 00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:16,980 Oh, I'm shaking in my boots! 289 00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:22,880 I can't get these weapons to fire straight! 290 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:24,840 Shields down to plus one. 291 00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:26,120 We're all good! 292 00:20:27,950 --> 00:20:34,630 Excuse me, but what would happen if you went into the quantum thingy, then slam 293 00:20:34,630 --> 00:20:35,790 on the brakes and hit reverse? 294 00:20:36,310 --> 00:20:37,450 Reg, you're brilliant. 295 00:20:37,830 --> 00:20:39,630 That'll cause a quantum reverse field. 296 00:20:40,210 --> 00:20:45,030 Activate quantum thingy and kiss your arse goodbye. 297 00:21:34,590 --> 00:21:36,890 I'll have to go in the log. It's a duck manoeuvre. 298 00:21:38,330 --> 00:21:39,330 Do we win? 299 00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:41,090 Hey! 300 00:21:43,650 --> 00:21:44,650 Hologram. 301 00:21:46,510 --> 00:21:48,990 Yeah? You can take over again. 302 00:21:49,730 --> 00:21:52,670 I'm going to look after my little hero. 303 00:21:53,670 --> 00:21:54,670 Hmm. 304 00:22:00,290 --> 00:22:02,610 Seems that your plan didn't work after all. 305 00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:05,380 Laugh all you want, computer. 306 00:22:06,580 --> 00:22:08,680 Your days are numbered. 307 00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:20,400 Hello? 308 00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:23,080 Nobody there. 309 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:28,540 There you are. I've been trying to find you. Did you discover anything? 310 00:22:28,820 --> 00:22:31,360 No, but wolves were not discovered erected. They'll meet us outside in ten 311 00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:32,360 minutes. 312 00:22:32,510 --> 00:22:33,730 Oh, you've got time for a drink. Chocolate? 313 00:22:34,350 --> 00:22:35,790 I need something, that's for sure. 314 00:22:36,630 --> 00:22:40,470 Chocolate? What's wrong? Can we get one more of those special fancy drinks you 315 00:22:40,470 --> 00:22:41,470 made? 316 00:22:44,190 --> 00:22:45,190 Thanks. 317 00:22:45,350 --> 00:22:46,350 It's good, huh? 318 00:22:47,510 --> 00:22:49,070 It's great. What is it? 319 00:22:49,690 --> 00:22:55,870 It's Bombay Malticling, dear. It's got gin, rum, coke, ice, Russian vodka and a 320 00:22:55,870 --> 00:22:57,490 very special secret ingredient. 321 00:22:57,930 --> 00:23:00,470 And what is that very special secret ingredient? 322 00:23:01,179 --> 00:23:02,179 What's it worth? 323 00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:03,560 Tell me! 324 00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:04,559 All right. 325 00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:06,360 I've got freshly liquidized squid. 326 00:23:06,620 --> 00:23:09,640 This damn thing escaped earlier. Found it out by the condom machine. 327 00:23:12,060 --> 00:23:13,060 Goodbye, 328 00:23:13,420 --> 00:23:15,580 my sweet and considerate potential lover. 329 00:23:16,220 --> 00:23:18,440 Goodbye. It's a little bit weird here, Captain. I think we should leave. 330 00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:19,640 Yes, I heartily agree. 331 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:22,420 Back to the relative sanity of the nemesis. 332 00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:25,620 We're ready to molly port back to the ship, plus one prisoner. 333 00:23:36,490 --> 00:23:37,490 Trouble with the mullet court, she is. 334 00:23:37,670 --> 00:23:39,290 Christian, I'll leave you alone for five minutes. 335 00:23:39,670 --> 00:23:40,509 What's wrong? 336 00:23:40,510 --> 00:23:41,950 A temporal blitz in the influx chamber. 337 00:23:42,830 --> 00:23:44,350 We'll hoop and ock the mullet and get okay. 338 00:23:44,970 --> 00:23:46,150 What about the ruptured? 339 00:23:51,290 --> 00:23:54,370 What did I 340 00:23:54,370 --> 00:23:58,990 do? 341 00:24:00,910 --> 00:24:01,910 Where's our prisoner? 342 00:24:02,650 --> 00:24:03,870 All over you, Wolf. 343 00:24:11,020 --> 00:24:13,160 Sally, you better get a sample of that for the doctor to study. 344 00:24:13,460 --> 00:24:14,960 What should I put it all, him, in? 345 00:24:15,780 --> 00:24:16,780 Oh, this should do. 346 00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:32,560 I'll make you higher. 347 00:24:34,220 --> 00:24:36,220 I'm gonna make you wanna die. 348 00:24:54,419 --> 00:24:56,080 I'm going to make you scream. 349 00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:59,260 I'm going to make you moan. 350 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,740 I'm going to make you call out my name.